Alright, so here is how sucessful businesses are planned.
I have two very lucrative ideas, thought out between the brilliant business minds of myself and Ted Turner. *
The main thing to keep in mind is that the name of the business must involve a pun. In fact, create or invent the entire concept completely around this pun.
For example, I present to you my new Incorporated Surrogacy Service, Wombs to Go.
It's everything you could order up in a kid. We just take your DNA, make it a little better, and voila. Your child will come out with a birthmark on its chest that looks like the Lacoste Crocodile and will never get sick or ask to spend time with you.
That way, you don't have to worry about such trivial pregnancy details as not drinking heavily and taking pre-natal vitamins. You can concentrate on the important things a well-to-do young mother should be concerned with,
such as whether the child should be named Aysshlyn or Ayesshliynne. **
Also that the corner of the cabinet where you hide your coke stash *** is baby proofed.
My other business plan involves the development of a combination campground/marine park. Sort of like KOA meets Sea World. This will naturally be called All in Tents and Porpoises.
Right?
Look for me on the cover of FORBES.
*also myself
**neither of these
**Oh, c'mon, Girls' Night Out!
