3 way or.. no way

So I'm watching Twilight on the Dvd movie, and I'm thinking that a threesome starring me and these two would be HA-MAZING. It's all I want for Christmas, really. Or, you know... Labor Day...

But then I happen to see pictures such as these in the line at Target, and I'm going, "Could either of them even stay awake for the whole thing? You're getting paid millions of dollars and you can't muster the strength to open your eyes all the way?" I don't know, maybe it's too much coke followed by too much sun. And ol' Rob here doesn't seem to be able to bring himself to do such grueling labor as bathing himself. I think these two are just going to have to smell up the place and randomly fall asleep without me.

BUT WAIT

AFTERTHOUGHT!

I just thought you should know that one of the callers in to a radio show the other day said that she thought a "fluffer" was someone who works at Build a Bear. If you don't know what this occupation actually involves, I'd like you to meet Google.

Build-a-...better opening line?

I gotta tell you about this. My buddy Genevieve was telling me about a recent venture into the world that she'd made where there were lots of single folks about. ( she's engaged)

So this dude was flirting with her, and to be civil, she asked "So what do you do?" he replied,

"I work with.. a company ... that... builds bears".

"You mean "BUILD A BEAR?"

"Oh, you've heard of it?"

I really want to meet this guy. I mean it's a bear in a tutu, you're not really building anything. It's not a log cabin or a rocket ship. Lord love him.