A SCANDAL REVEALED: BELOVED DISNEY CHARACTER CONFIRMED NUDIST

Goofy. Pluto.

Both dogs. One can talk. One only barks.

One wears pants. The other is completely naked. They even appear to belong to the same breed (except for the eyelids). So what's going on here? I think I may know the answer to this question that has plagued the minds of so many for so long.

PLUTO IS THE SMART ONE.

He pretends like he can't talk so that he won't have to wear clothes and gloves in the Florida heat!

He knows exactly what he's doing.

He can speak perfect English, and my sources tell me that he holds a learner's permit and when not hugging/terrifying toddlers, does side work writing political pieces for The Huffington Post.

I'm on to you, Pluto, but I'm not going to expose you (ha!) because I feel sorry for you. You're not even a planet anymore. It's OK, though, I'm not a planet either. Yet.

Jeanne's Helpful Hints for Livin'

http://www.hulu.com/watch/67664/maury-alycia---chicken-tetrazzini


If you have ever been, or have ever even considered being in a relationship with another human being, you MUST FIRST know this about the wiles and powers of a love potion that is known as Chicken Tetrazzini.

You KNOW they would be picked up for trespassing and loitering

Today, I happened to hear that song. You know, this one.

The song that was perfect for this ol' show, because it's all about how friends have to look out for each other during tough times. We've all had them. I mean who doesn't remember the awful economic days of the 90's? I know I've been there. I remember when I could mysteriously afford a huge 3-bedroom in Manhattan for no apparent reason . I'm glad my pals were there for me when we were all running around with perfect hair, an unlimited wardrobe budget, and imaginary problems. We were practically hobos, right? And then there was the time I dated Elle McPherson, bought a pet monkey, flew to Yemen, and engaged in endless witty banter. Dreary days, but somehow we made it through. Thanks, The Rembrandts, for helping us "be there" for each other when "the rain starts to fall" - better meet me at the fountain! Bring an umbrella- and a ... floor lamp?