When confronted by a stuffed olive of unknown origin, you can't assume that it contains something reasonable such as pimento or bleu cheese.

It might contain A PIECE OF WEIRD CRAZY FISH WITH SOME KIND OF JUICE IN IT THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO THROW UP AND JUNK -PUNCH WHOEVER HAD THIS TERRIBLE IDEA.

Do This Instead

Gentle Reader:

I'm going to post more stuff soon. I swear to God and Amanda. I just never seem to have time to get on here at the same time I think of something interesting to say (normally between the hours of 1-5 AM) so I'm implementing a new policy.

If something comes into my little brain and I'm anywhere near a computer, I will actually write it down.

Even though I'm extremely busy doing extremely important things like making certificates for myself about how busy I am.

In the meantime, here are some entertaining diversions for you.

http://www.engrish.com/

http://www.ugliesttattoos.com/

http://www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

http://www.fupenguin.com/

Scallops will be asked to leave.